Mai Pradhan

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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aiclan:

bbcsports:

smilingemoticon:

mikisayaka:

its called the xbox 360 because you turn 360 degrees and then walk away

ding dong u are wrong

if you turned 360 degrees you would literally be facing in the same direction as you started and not walking away from it okay sorry 

deucebowl:

for animals that apparently have an amazing sense of smell, dogs sure do sniff poop for a long time before realizing “oops this is turds my bad”

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foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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